Sunday, February 28, 2010

Exclusive: Transcript of President's secret meeting with Congressional Democrats to discuss strategy for passing health care



A man becomes president...

...he's expected to have...

...enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms!

Enthusiasms.

What are mine?

What draws my admiration?

What is that which gives me joy?

Nationalization!

A president stands alone in the White House.

This is the time for what?

Individual achievement!!

There he stands alone.

But the House of Representatives, the Senate, the SEIU, the community organizers, ACORN... Part. Of. A. Team.

...uhm, teamwork... ehm... teamwork...

Agitates, organizes, registers dead people to vote, supports the government!

Part of one... big... team!

Works for the party, the people, all the live-long day...

...Ayers, Hoffa...

...Alinsky...

...and so on.

If his team don't organize... help nationalize health care...

What is he?

You follow me?

No one.

...

*** THWAKK!!! ***

*** THWAKK!!! ***

*** THWAKK!!! ***

You got that, Stupak?

You got that?

Get someone to clean this s*** up, Rahmmie.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

bwahahahahaha

classic

GM Roper said...

I was going to say exactly what eplumlee said but I got beat to the draw. OK, I'll still say it 'cause it deserves it: Bwahahahahaha
Classic!