Monday, February 01, 2010

MacGruber Saves ObamaCare

MacGruber!

Making life-saving inventions out of household materials...

MacGruber!

The guy's a frikkin' genius...

MacGruber!

V/O: The Secret Headquarters of Obama Advisers David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel

MacGruber, we almost have the health care bill sewed up! Finally, after decades of trying...

...We just have to play it safe for another week or so, until Martha Coakley takes The Kennedy Seat.

Don't worry, Annie! I've got a great plan that is guaran-damn-teed to save Coakley's campaign!

What the hell are you smoking, MacGruber? All we have to do is not make any mistakes --

Shut up, Jesse! We've got no time to lose... get Chuckie Schumer on the line!

We'll have Schumer label Scott Brown "a far right tea-bagger"!!

One word from Chuckie and it'll seal us a 60-seat maj--

******KERBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!******

MacGruber!


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